The Relationship

Survival Kit

A hilarious unique gift for men guaranteeing a better doghouse experience, packed with useful and fun products. A great gift for Fathers Day, bachelor parties, weddings, birthdays, mancaves or any occasion.

Relationship Survival Guide
Doghouse T-Shirt
Chick Magnet
Edible Wax Lips
Apology Cards
Forgiving Knee Pads
Beverage Insulator
Heartbreak Candy
Make Up Rose
Cuddle Buddy
Plush Survival Blanket
Shout Prevention Ear Plugs
Anti-Eye Contact Glasses
Stress Sqeeze Ball

Relationship Survival Guide

Stay out of the doghouse forever, Jammed packed with over 60 pages of Hilarious Scenarios that explain why your butt is in the doghouse.

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Doghouse
T-Shirt


Been there done that! Show your support for fellow in-the-doghouse survivors!

Chick Magnet


Your Chick Magnet days are over! Use this to hold expressions of your love in plain sight for your one and only!

Edible Wax Lips


Placed on lips to sweeten those kisses and prevent chaffing as you try to kiss your way out of the doghouse.

Apology Cards


Use Before your mouth gets you into more trouble! let the card do the talking.

Forgiving
Knee Pads


Added knee protection as you drop to your knees and beg forgiveness.

Beverage Insulator


Keep those beverages cool, eliminate dehydration due to your whining and crying as she ignores you.

Heartbreak Candy


Sweet cure for the heavy heart! Heart shaped candy, when used with your makeup rose it’s a home run! Total forgiveness!

Make Up Rose


Flower power never fails, whip this out and watch her melt! (For maximum effect ensure her a dozen real ones are on the way!)

Cuddle Buddy


Held close, Alleviates loneliness. The only thing you’ll be holding close during lonely doghouse nights.

Plush
Survival Blanket


Wrapped around your sorry butt, this plush blanket guarantees warm and cozy couch nights.

Shout Prevention Ear Plugs


Inserted discreetly eliminates the nagging and shouting damaging effects caused by your actions.

Anti-Eye Contact Glasses


You’re guilty and you know it! Used when guilt prevents you from direct eye contact.

Stress Squeeze Ball


During those lonely stress filled doghouse days, squeeze to maintain a smiling and grinning composure.













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