The Relationship

Survival Kit

A hilarious unique gift for men guaranteeing a better doghouse experience, packed with useful and fun products. A great gift for Fathers Day, bachelor parties, weddings, birthdays, mancaves or any occasion.

Relationship Survival Guide
Doghouse T-Shirt
The Doghouse Certificate
Kiss Up Edible Wax Lips
Apology Cards
Forgiving Knee Pads
Beverage Insulator
Heartbreak Cure Candy
Scented Makeup Rose
Cuddle Buddy
Plush Survival Blanket
Shout Prevention Ear Plugs
Anti-Eye Contact Glasses
Stress Reliever Ball

Relationship Survival Guide

Say goodbye to the doghouse forever! Study this hilarious guide during your doghouse stay! Understand why sometimes she thinks you’re a knucklehead.

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Doghouse
T-Shirt


Been there done that and still standing’ tall! Show your support for fellow in-the-doghouse survivors.

The Doghouse Certificate


Hang this and strut your stuff! You did it Dude! And we are damn proud of you! Since we can’t hug you, we included this certificate.

Kiss Up Edible Wax Lips


Place on lips to sweeten those kisses, and prevent chaffing! Kiss your way out of the doghouse and back into her arms!

Apology Cards


You don’t need any more trouble, keep your mouth shut and let the card do the talking. Includes a witty poem written by our talented professionals!

Forgiving
Knee Pads


On your knees! Strap these babies on for added knee protection as you plead for forgiveness.

Beverage Insulator


You’ll need plenty of liquids to eliminate dehydration due to all that whining and crying as you survive your doghouse isolation.

Heartbreak Cure Candy


Sweet cure for her heavy heart! You broke it now fix it! Used with your makeup rose it’s a home run! Total forgiveness!

Scented Make Up Rose


Flower power never fails! Whip this out and watch her melt! Follow up with a dozen real ones.

Cuddle Buddy


Banned from the bedroom? Don’t be lonely! It’s the only thing you’ll be cuddling during those lonely doghouse nights.

Plush
Survival Blanket


Wrapped around your sorry butt, this plush blanket guarantees warm and cozy couch nights!

Shout Prevention Ear Plugs


Inserted discreetly eliminates her shout damage caused by your actions. Prevents further disagreements you can’t hear a thing she’s saying.

Anti-Eye Contact Glasses


You are ALWAYS Guilty! Use when guilt prevents you from direct eye contact.

Stress Reliever Ball


You’re in the doghouse! Grab and squeeze! Maintain a smiling and grinning composure during those cold shoulder moments.













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